July 2011
181 posts
June 2011
110 posts
I think i'm gonna get myself an 'I ♥ KINGSLEY'...
been de-friended on facebook
these-new-knights:
at first i was like:
but then when i realised who it was i was like:
hate them anywayzzz
what is this fuckery?
“pardon me bitch, but what the fuck?”
– itskingsleybitch (via xpoisonapple)
JUSTIN COMES ON STAGE.......
canadiangirlxo:
JUS
So...
sincerelykche:
My niece is being potty trained,
Cool, Right?
NOT!!!!!
So I step outside my room to go to the kitchen and guess what? I stepped in a puddle of pee!
I asked my sister: “Why is it wet on the floor?”, and she laughs and replies: “Oh, your niece peed on the floor.”
I was like:
SO GROSS!!
No, You Idiot! This is her Husband!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Lets Throw The Hate And Rock Tonight! \m/
