I think i'm gonna get myself an 'I ♥ KINGSLEY'...
been de-friended on facebook
these-new-knights: at first i was like: but then when i realised who it was i was like: hate them anywayzzz
what is this fuckery?
pardon me bitch, but what the fuck?– itskingsleybitch (via xpoisonapple)
JUSTIN COMES ON STAGE.......
sincerelykche: My niece is being potty trained, Cool, Right? NOT!!!!! So I step outside my room to go to the kitchen and guess what? I stepped in a puddle of pee! I asked my sister: “Why is it wet on the floor?”, and she laughs and replies: “Oh, your niece peed on the floor.” I was like: SO GROSS!!
No, You Idiot! This is her Husband!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Lets Throw The Hate And Rock Tonight! \m/